as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

by AJAW July 14, 2004

Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

Tetsuya Syndrome

Someone who survives a game or film purely because the director forget they're still in the script

"Oh they're still alive, thats real Tetsuya Syndrome"

by Voncreep January 28, 2021

Powder Tits

A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.

When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.

by Murray's chubby April 27, 2007

tits and jiggles

A more sexy variant of shits and giggles

Do it for the tits and jiggles

by Tigersharkcub November 11, 2018

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007