Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".

Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times

by fatones July 22, 2010

Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

by Yeret February 9, 2015

G times

a shortened version of good times.

it was a really great party, totally G Times.

by Svea April 2, 2007

medieval times

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

4 Times

The art of failing to get nudes

"Your going to have to make me cum 4 times"

by Kim jaun March 27, 2015

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

by dkarez4u July 3, 2005

these times

Another way of saying "in reality..."

Ben: I was looking at so many cars on instagram, that lambo was peng
Josh: yeah it was
Ben: these times I haven't even got my license yet😂

by big.M1000 June 7, 2017