timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.

Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?

by Timber lips November 5, 2023

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015