Tiers of drunkenness

1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'

2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend

3.Hammered
-Self explanatory

4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk

5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown

Tiers of drunkenness

1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."

2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."

3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."

4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."

5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."

by Rockisland April 19, 2009

Top tiering

Top tiering is the art of pooping into the top part of a toilet where the water on deck to enter the bowl waits. The next (few) people to flush the toilet will unknowingly flush bits of your turd into the bowl.

"This party sucks, lets top tier and get the hell out."
"Good plan, top tiering rules."

by Purrris (thanks Jackie) August 8, 2006

Floor Tier

the worst tier there is, even worse than Bottom Tier. You know they it has to be bad if it is worse than the worst.

In Super Smash Bros. Rob's Yoshi is definitely floor tier.

by Brett Watson May 6, 2006

god tier anime

An anime so good it has transcended the normal bounds of anime. Only tru anime fans watch this anime. Some people think this term refers to anime such as Attack on Titan, Naruto, etc. but those are completely different things, not worthy of the title of a God Tier Anime.

Some examples of god tier anime include; Cory in the House, Toy Story, and Shrek.

by weeaboo jones July 3, 2015

Tierection

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.

Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!

by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

Tiereo

1. A smart, funny, handsome man. Who loves to party and have fun.

2.Likes to play sports, and good at the sports he plays.

The girls like a Tiereo kind of guy. He's a Tiereo when it comes to basketball.

by FoeLife April 4, 2012

tier 1 pricing

To be of utmost exclusivity and “in the know” of an event, concert, or night club as having purchased tickets during an exclusive limited sale period.

“Guys, I got us these tickets at tier 1 pricing. You’re welcome!”

by d0odicLe August 26, 2018