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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

This some thot shit

the appropriate reaction when something unfortunate happens or whenever a thot is doing some thot like activities

person 1: I just got curved. Person 2: that is some thot shit.
Or
person 1: shaking their ass for on Instagram for view. Their comment section: this some thot shit

by dripgod1717 September 15, 2019

this you?

a satirical question usually made to call out someone who is mocking/making fun of/shaming someone for something they’ve done when they’ve done it in the first place

X: “I hate people who wear flannels!”
Y: *shows a picture where X is wearing one* “this you?”

by sapphic_1312 July 31, 2020

This is actually happening

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

by Rydo December 21, 2010

This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

by Bonesauce February 9, 2020

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

This is heavy

A phrase commonly used by people from the future to indicate a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull. However, weight, supposedly, has "nothing to do with it." Phrase originated circa 1955 by a teenager in a life jacket.

"Whoa, this is heavy..."

"There's that word again! Heavy! Why are things so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

by BlackDoomShadow April 19, 2010