When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
Get the Crusty Snowmanmug. A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
Get the Frosty the Snowmanmug. by asmartfellow January 3, 2014
Get the African snowmanmug. Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman
by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017
Get the snowman memug. An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.
Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011
Get the snowman's landmug. by Vermus June 2, 2018
Get the Summer snowmanmug. When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.
Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.
by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017
Get the salty snowmanmug.