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Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
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oreo slammer

To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis
Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?
by Alex Nate April 20, 2008
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Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"
by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017
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jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.
My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.
by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017
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The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
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oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations
“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019
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