"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
Worker B; "Platypus!"
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

by The Scam69 August 17, 2022

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!
by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020
