The Braddy

Sucks ass

Fuck 'The Braddy', let's go bushrangers.

by Ryan Bowden July 13, 2019

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

The Brad

The term used to describe what to do when a hot chick, that is too hot for her own good and uses that hotness as an abusive power, is giving a guy head and he wraps his legs around her head and lets out a massive fart in her face.

"Dude, this bitch was going down on me last night but she was totally using me to get back at her boyfriend... so I gave her The Brad."

by camtangled October 28, 2008

the breaded cutlet

when getting a bj on the beach, blow your load on her cheek and shove her head in the sand.

dude i so gave sally the breaded cutlet.

by the original special one August 21, 2011

The Brad

Inhumane, where's Brad, can't speak English, always a vibe.

Last night the Brad came out!

by Thebradswife May 15, 2021

Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process

Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example

by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021