sloth rape

Unwanted penetration from a sloth.

I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

Sid the Sloth

someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age

"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"

by Chuballuu May 16, 2010

Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023