boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. July 1, 2007

boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.

karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.

by karenkaboodle July 31, 2006

bidi-itch

Term used to describe someone who is not only a bitch, but a complete idiot as well.

Sally drives me crazy! That woman won't listen to a thing I say, even when it's important! What a bidi-itch...

by Moerlin April 24, 2007

Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 6, 2010

plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021