backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.

I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.

by deeves3 July 27, 2011

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022

Burke’s Backyarder

Noun: Someone is silly/funny.

Originated in the 1990’s by a mum in South Australia. The term Burke’s Backyarder is loosely based on 90’s garden guru Don Burke.

You Burke’s Backyarder!

by PlateauMum February 15, 2021