That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.
*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.
by sourkraut November 4, 2016
Get the Texticle mug.The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.
Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.
Texticle-ing is used by humans to
attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing
Texticle-ing is used by humans to
attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing
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when you and your friend are texting and you either;
a) send the answer to a question right before they text it
b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question
a) send the answer to a question right before they text it
b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question
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Get the Texile mug.When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
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Get the Textie mug.“Textilism” is a term meant to replace and improve upon the short comings of the term “non-nudism”
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Noun:
The sexually motivated belief that people should wear clothes for the purpose of concealing their bodies, especially the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.
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Noun:
A culturally and/or religiously ingrained fixation on oversexualizing and concealing the human body, emphasizing the concealment of the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.
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Noun:
The pseudopathological fixation on the concealment of the human body which is itself a concealed obsession with sexualizing people, and then trying to avoid all thoughts and feelings about sex, to the extent of structuring society around coercing everyone into living their lives as slaves to society's sexual objectification of them.
Textilist concealment is most often achieved through the use of textiles (clothing). Textilism is most often practiced to the extent of using government-sanction coercion to force all people to conceal themselves.
1.
Noun:
The sexually motivated belief that people should wear clothes for the purpose of concealing their bodies, especially the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.
2.
Noun:
A culturally and/or religiously ingrained fixation on oversexualizing and concealing the human body, emphasizing the concealment of the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.
3.
Noun:
The pseudopathological fixation on the concealment of the human body which is itself a concealed obsession with sexualizing people, and then trying to avoid all thoughts and feelings about sex, to the extent of structuring society around coercing everyone into living their lives as slaves to society's sexual objectification of them.
Textilist concealment is most often achieved through the use of textiles (clothing). Textilism is most often practiced to the extent of using government-sanction coercion to force all people to conceal themselves.
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Textilism enjoys a long history of privileged status as it has been widely accepted as normal, is rarely questioned, has faced minimal opposition, and is widely forced on people by the threat of government violence.
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Noun:
The fight for the rights of breastfeeding mothers and the rights of bare-chested women are two highly publicized examples of challenges that textilism has faced.
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Noun:
Textilism encourages people to oversexualize the human body, and to project those beliefs and feelings onto non-textilists.
Noun:
Textilism enjoys a long history of privileged status as it has been widely accepted as normal, is rarely questioned, has faced minimal opposition, and is widely forced on people by the threat of government violence.
2.
Noun:
The fight for the rights of breastfeeding mothers and the rights of bare-chested women are two highly publicized examples of challenges that textilism has faced.
3.
Noun:
Textilism encourages people to oversexualize the human body, and to project those beliefs and feelings onto non-textilists.
by Forever Artist April 27, 2025
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