Burnet, Texas

The worst place for a teenager to live. A sleepy little town full of citizens over 65.

Doesn't matter, this is Burnet, Texas.

by Anonymous1245785 December 9, 2010

Texas Made

A term used by home grown Texans

"Shit I aint goin' nowhere, im Texas Made"

by T 512 X March 16, 2008

texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

by spread condor September 25, 2010

Texas Girls

Texas girls are the best around. They're country girls living in the city. They have the best of both worlds. They are sweet, funny, and smart. They're typically good girls, with an edge. They can play dirty or they can play innocent. All Texas girls have a bit of an accent, but it's not easily caught unless you're listening. They love country music, but they'll listen to nearly anything. They are beautiful and most mothers love them. They have no objection to muddin' and guns and fire. They love their beer, but they don't go crazy. They know how to hold their own, so watch out. It's their southern-like charm that saves them from their mouths. Treat your girl right or someone else will; guys love the Texas Girls!

Those Texas Girls never fail to surprise me.

by applejuiceandbeer January 20, 2011

Texas Commando

Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are

1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts

Guy 1:Hey is she going Texas commando today??

Guy 2: yea, i think i'm gonna unzip her sweatshirt!!!!

by gangsterhomieattack December 26, 2011

texas margarita

Texas Margarita is another slang for Sizzurp AKA Codeine AKA Lean AKA Purple Drank AKA Syrup. Which are names for a popular drink originating from Houston,Texas. The name comes from song "Texas Margarita" by Gucci Mane, featuring Zay & Young Dolph, produced By London On Da Track. It's made of codeine or promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite, served in a white styrafoam cup with some ice.

"Drinking on their Pimp C Texas Margarita"

"Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
I put too much syrup in the bottle
Put me in a sleeper
Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
Driving fast cars
Dranking Texas Margarita"

-Gucci Mane

sizzurp,codeine,lean,purple drank,syrup,dirty sprite

by trippy tom May 24, 2016

Texas High School

A high school in Texarkana, Texas. A place where the preppy kids can sip their starbucks in peace and the rawr xd kids can nuzzle in the corner. Yes they have many educational opportunities, but if you're looking for a place with fucked up administrators and the largest gap of poor and rich kids, then you'll love Texas high.

1: do you go to Texas High School?
2: no do you?
1: hah fuck no man

by heyoheyo2233 June 28, 2018