Testosterone

A hott guy, good looking gentlemen.

I smell testosterone!!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Lookin' for testosterone!"

by B and K January 21, 2005

testostrial fluid

a more scientifical word of sperm or seman

i want to ejaculate my testostrial fluid in her mouth.

by secretman444 January 11, 2009

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012

testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male

look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Testostocrat

Someone who condones rule by men.

A feminist response to a chauvanistic comment or joke: "Oh piss off, you testostocrat!"

by Leeroyuk February 27, 2011

testosterone booster

Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.

Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.

by Necrozma Beam November 25, 2020

Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.

That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....

by SodaFountain March 20, 2021