Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality

My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.

by Tex in affect March 3, 2018

rocket tipping

The act of stuff drugs in the tip of your penis.
This can be for pleasure or also for storage purposes.
Similar to a Carlsbad Grimple

Damn Jonny is really getting into drugs, I caught that idiot rocket tipping in the stalls at work. It looked like he was packing gunpowder into a musket.

by FryOrDie November 8, 2019

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020

Hot Topping

The perfect match for a Stud Waffle. A woman with stunning beauty and a keen intellect. She is independent and strong but doesn't mind a man taking care of her. The type of girl you just don't pass up.

See that chick over at the register... she is one Hot Topping. A girl like that doesn't stay single long.

Wow man. That Robyn girl is a seriously Hot Topping. Some Stud Waffle is really lucky.

by trogthemanchild June 10, 2009

A-Tapping

The constant rapid pressing of the A button used in Pokémon games as a constant necessity throughout the series

Male 1 - "Damn, I can't use my thumb it cramped so hard"
Male 2 - "Were you butt pleasuring your girl?"
Male 1 -"No man, I've been A-tapping all week"
Male 2 - "THAT'S THE WORST!"

by ThatMofucker January 13, 2013