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Tenecrip, is a wise man that uses quotes such as "Seal the goddamn compound" and "Go farm sulfur", he also like wasting he's wipe day by (Eating, Sleeping and going out with his girlfriend) He also owns the infamous PØSSESSED Gaming Guild and The Parallel Gaming guild
OH IS THAT THE OWNER OF PØSSESSED GUILD TENECRIP "PROCEED TO SEND A FRIEND REQ ON DISCORD"
by Jasoh12345 April 29, 2022
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Tmpecho

Tmpecho is a person
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TPec

A person who is so insecure about how they look that they will pay to remove moles or have botox done.

A Democrat that doesn't even use their/they pronouns 🤯

Someone that watches trash TV and calls other people to see if they also seen the same episode of trash TV so they can talk about the trash that was just on their tv....

Still holds a grudge against Vince Mcmahon and gets mad if you tell him "Brett screwed Brett".
Omg did you see Hana got botox again? what a TPec....

I was watching the news and seen AOC didn't list ger pronouns on Instagram! She is such a TPec...

My brother called me and asked if I was watching some dumb show that was on, but I just hung up on him and said stop being such a TPec.
by JPec November 9, 2022
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Telecrabscisty

A strong feeling of hatred to anyone who uses the words “ah funny” in a sentence.
Sandra shut the fuck up, you give me Telecrabscisty
by Fencewall the third December 9, 2022
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Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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Göbekli Tepe

Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.

Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.

It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.

The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.

Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.

Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?

Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”

The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”

Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 10, 2019
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Telechav

Telechav

A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).

A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:

· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.

Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
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