Save Me Tebus

A phrase used by Bronco's fans, late in the 4th quarter and down by two touch-downs. A combination of Tim Tebow and Jesus.

What? It's the 4th quarter and we're down by two touch-downs.

Save Me Tebus, Save Me Tebus

by i like pizza33333 December 19, 2011

Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past

BAssically oyu find out what it means cause idk you gook

Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023

telescope

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

by spycatcher December 17, 2004

.tells

A series of ironic Instagram accounts similar to .feels or .moments however this side of the community is much smaller and mainly consist of the Ghestisisters

Godzilla.tells died in littlemac.moments lore

by Crock Potter August 7, 2019

Telstra

The worst connection ever made, will probably fail and support staff can't get their heads out of their own asses let alone speak basic English.

Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.

"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."

"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"

"Telstra, taking your money, for nothing in return" *TELSTRA JINGLE*

by Bilko367 February 15, 2020

telesnort

noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.

Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.

by ryde June 29, 2009

Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001