Telesto

A gun created by bungie for the game destiny 2. it Is also bungie's worst nightmare as it always breaks the game just after it was fixed.

'hey dude wanna play destiny 2 ?'
'servers down'
'why ?'
'telesto"
"oh..."

by SamTheSamSams March 20, 2020

Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.

The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.

by wichita July 3, 2006

Tells

Used in affirmation or agreement to a discussion or shortened version of "I'm telling you" originated by the legendary Dennis Ononikpo.

Friend : it was great seeing you today.
Me : Tells it's been a minute.

by Dernyz May 12, 2019

hate tells

when a leet haxor totally pwns you when they are being stupid in any mmorpg. usually happens after you kill them

I HATE YOU YOU SUX NooB!!!1

by Rivera January 3, 2005

Teloquent

Ability to speak very fluently ... with the aid of a teleprompter.

President Obama is very teloquent.

by MaxMBJ April 7, 2009

Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009

telstar

An Australian car sold by ford in the 1980s. Also the car preferred by assholes who drive around roundabouts at excessive speeds while throwing beer cans out the window flipping the bird at every one who witnesses his majestic mullet swirl in the wind.

That Telstar driving asshole right there.

by Ranch Life March 24, 2021