Television Bitch

When you are sitting on your computer all day watching Tv shows and your mom gets up from a nap, pissed from spending money that is not hers and takes away your computer.

Steve: Damn Joe, Spartacus is kickin' ass! I'll try to finish this season in one day!
Bitch: Give me your computer, thats all you do everyday! Sit and watch those raunchy shows, I've had enough!
Joe: Wow we really have a Television Bitch on our hands...

by lookinlikeacyclonehityou December 29, 2011

telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.

I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.

by KCPavlik December 19, 2013

telergized

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.

"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."

by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

teerist

Someone who says he or she is a volunteer but is actually just a tourist

He came to volunteer but is just a teerist!

by Maj 7861 April 8, 2016

teledildopping

The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

telekinigga

When you and your "Nigga" are on the same page without prior discussion.

Man, we got that telekinigga... on the same damn page.

by Dr dick jizzm May 28, 2017

tenerika

low key fine and also cool, but way to serious and talks a lot of shit

a shawty you such a tenerika

by awsome_bob_23 October 14, 2017