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tech gnar superstar

description of someone who does something extremely complicated, yet still pulls it off with the greatest of ease and as slick as possible. A person who can do technical gnarly things.
Did you see john's 360 flip-nose manual-nollie flip out? Hes a tech gnar superstar.
by bauerpower November 15, 2005
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Tech window

What Andrew Schulz heard when mega YouTube Jake Tran clearly said tae kwon do
"Can you explain what tech window is for use old people?"
by Rhytenow April 7, 2022
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Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.
Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?
by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006
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tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.
You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe
by dr.house February 11, 2010
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Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
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tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
by darksyda October 29, 2015
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