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Tongans

Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.
Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.
by unhappynewzealander March 2, 2011
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Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.
Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.
by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011
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tangatan

when cheap fake tan goes wrong, resulting in a orange/yellow skin colour. Mostly seen on young silly girls and CHAV's
yo yo G look at dat fake ass tangatan girl

yeah she luki rufff
by masterbateman September 24, 2005
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tonga

Take Longer --> combine the two together and you get 'tonga'. Basically instead of sarcastically saying to someone when they are taking ages, "take longer", you just say "tonga" in a sarcastic tone. I.e. HURRY UP
Someone is taking shitloads of time to get ready........ "Oi....... TONGA!!!!' achshav 4
by acshav 4 May 4, 2006
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tanga

bobo!!!! it means your slow.. dumb
you're so tanga!!!
by ugly October 30, 2003
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Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA
Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan
by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007
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tangabu

(n)
1. an alcoholic beverage created when "tang" and "malibu" rum are combined.
"bitch, make me a tangabu cuz I wanna get fucked-up!"
by dominic May 13, 2005
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