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Minivan Taliban

correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
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Taliban

a political movement started back in 1994 in an attempt to stabilize the former Islamic Republic of Afghanistan which was in the middle of severe tribal conflict between the Government and factions of the Mujihadin following the withdrawal of Soviet forces in 1989.

The taliban came to power in 1996 after fighting a massive civil war which forced President Rabbini from power, Its leader was a shadowly figure named Mullah Omar. Once in power Mullah Omar implemented an extremely harsh and absolutely severe - even by fundamentalist islamic standards - form of Shariah Law. Televisions, movie theatres, sports, alcohol, music (except islamic prayer music) and Kite flying where all banned but it was the severe oppression of women and there policy on severely limiting there rights which won them condemnation and criticism.

in March 2001 the Taliban blew up the 2000 year old Buddhist statues in Baymian province and recieved severe condemnation, However it was the 9/11 attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon which began the Talibans downfall, Because they where hiding Al Qaida fugitives including its supreme leader osama bin ladenin undisclosed locations of Afghanistan, The USA Sent troops to hunt down Osama and cripple the taliban regime, as a result rebel pro-us northern alliance forces removed the taliban late in 2001.

today the taliban are crippled but have not been wiped out and mullah omar and his bum chum osama bin laden remain at large.
by Brother Number One May 9, 2004
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Taliban Swordfighting

(VERB)-The action of of two penises simultaniously rubbing together in the same oriface while sodomizing a woman.
In pornography when a chick has two or more penises in her ass and the penises are rubbing together inside. So it gives the feeling of being in Tora Bora fighting the Taliban. Hence the term Taliban Swordfighting.
by Sodomaniacs January 18, 2010
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Talib

Talib is Arabic which means Seeker of Truth. Talib is very Honest one who holds truth high, Loves hard and easy, very emotional and kind. Talib is strong, loyal, faithful, and wise the heart beat of Jesus.
Talib is One of the best real hip hop mc's out there.
by Talib Winston February 4, 2010
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Taleisha

A Latina/Black girl who loves to party, loves to laugh, and have a good time. Very sexy, has lots of friends, and the sweetest girl on the world. Hilarious, flirty, awesome. Big assets.
"Dannng, that girl is so sexy!"

"She's a Taleisha."

"I CALL DATING HER FIRST!"

"Yeah, bro, well I'MMA SCREW HER FIRST!"

"We'll see about that!"
by lucky3cat February 23, 2012
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Talia

One of the nicest girls you will ever meet, she's extremely beautiful and when you think she's extremely innocent, she actually has a sexual kinky side that makes you go crazy
by fucking shit god damn April 9, 2015
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