swizzler

Penis

She was all up on this swizzler.

by Nullops August 16, 2003

Switzerland

Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.

Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!

by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010

shizzerts

An expression (sometimes a noun) used by an individual who wants to seem cool. Might be at par with "That's so fetch!".

1. "I can't deal with all the shizzerts!" Matt complained.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.

by Recio August 12, 2007

Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.

Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...

by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011

snizzer

I person who acts silly or goofy on purpose towards the opposite sex to win their affection, regardless what others may think or feel about them.

He acted like such a snizzer, but to everyones surprise, she gave him a huge hug!!

by SmileGiant77 July 11, 2017

Snizzer

👌👈

What's snizzer?
You know, snizzer.

by Snizzer Fest May 14, 2019

swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

by swizzbo March 5, 2004