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sweady

These are the people who arent afraid to wear earings in the chin and belly bars through their ear lobes,
who love to commute on large areas of grass with complete strangers and get stoned at times,
who wear over sized trousers that could fit the whole world in them... with chains included,
enjoy listening to something they see as music but clearly isn't and is jus a load of people screaming and head banging, and last but certainly not least i will say that despite saying all this i actually admire them, because no matter how much grief people give them for the individuality the ignore the comments and get on with life. We sould all take a leaf from their book!
townie: omg wat are u looking at freak, n whats with the chains n shit? (pushes the sweady)

sweady@ calmy walks away ignoring all signs of concern.

townie:OIIIII don't f**king ignore me u ignorant t@!

sweady@ (gives them the middle finger and totters away)
by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004
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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
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Swear down

A phrase used to imply that one is telling the truth.
That gash is bare buff yeah. She was all over me n tingz swear down.
by Alvin Monero February 7, 2008
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Camp Seafarer

1)Where all the girls dream a guy named johnney.
2)Where shaving is the LEAST of your worries.
3)Where standing on your benches at meals singing at the top of your lungs to songs you will never sing anywhere else, is normal.
Seafarer Girls-"Magdalina Hagdalina..."
by LogieBear May 8, 2005
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Seafoam

Suchin's favorite color is seafoam.
by Suchin D. Cahooch December 9, 2008
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Swea

Hood way to say “swear”. Similar to “swear to God”.

To attest that something is true and a fact. Honestly.

Particularly popular in the southern states.
“This food is hitting!”
“Swea!”
by Wakkyzu March 12, 2018
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