swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

pidgeon-swank

it means that a person got swank but in a quirky way.

"mann, tht kid is a nerd but he sho got pidgeon-swank"

by mmmmkaayyyy? May 20, 2009

swank appeal

Attraction based on knowledge and appreciation for all things oozing with mid-century style. *bonus points for owning "all the things"

My gal has mad swank appeal.

by TrueFuckingLove April 07, 2016

The Swank Effect

When an actress/actor is average looking, but can look hot at times. Example: Hillary Swank, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page....may as well add Elliot Page in here too.

"Sandra Bullock has "The Swank Effect" hardcore bro!

by JitsyBitsySpider August 11, 2022

Swank bucket

When you have too much swag that when you wank you do it in a bucket

“Omg who’s that snobby kid over there.” “Oh yeah that’s Ben, he’s a swank bucket”

by lmao rip January 22, 2020