morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

by thewildone June 28, 2011

Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

suckout

were you basically tell someone to fuck right off

Gay guy: hey mannn want some cockk
Non-Gay: Yo wtf man Suckoutt you Faggot

by J 2 da H ;) February 5, 2009

suckboi

A gay, fuckboi

Ize tryna get some pussy, got mobbed by a gang of suckbois

by kickthecan April 1, 2015

Suckos

Something that displeases.
-another way of sucks
-said Suck-O's

"my mom didn't let me go to the movies, this completely suckos"

"wow that suckos"

by Tinkstar July 14, 2005

suckout city

Suckout city is the mythical place you go to when an underdog upsets the favorite or something unlikely occurs. The term is taken from the poker term suckout when a worse hand beats what statistically was the better hand before the suckout occurred.

Wow, my kings were just overthrown by that donk's Q-10! I am in downtown suckout city right now.

by Mr. Nuts February 15, 2010

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006