honey stump

The last slice of bread toasted with honey and butter

"hey nicole can i have a honey stump"

by S a M November 24, 2006

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

patrick stump

Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy

He has side burns that could warm anyone up

He looks like My friend jack *dances*

www.falloutboyrock.com

Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy

by *~*Lil.Suicidal.Emo.Kid*~* April 15, 2006

Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

by Max C May 5, 2005

Stump Grinding

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.

Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.

by Srini January 8, 2009

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005