Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

Ninja Stroking

An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.

I was Ninja stroking my shit in the Destiny 2 Discord LFG when doing Vault of Glass.

by GoonerMan69 March 2, 2026

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

Stoking

The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.

The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going

by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020