side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

stradistar

an overly powered excitment clinched with a relaxation mode

i feel so stradistar about tonight

by Louie Desmarais January 4, 2005

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

Strandish

An Adjective used to Describe someone who likes Vanderhorn Juice on his face.. these people may sometimes stand under Chairs or known Vanderhorners.

Dude, That Strandish Band Far just got Vanderhorned on..

by The Mysterious RHS March 1, 2004

Stenado

A jerk or idiot, who is unaware of his actions. Dumbass

This stenado from new york just cut me off.

by John Maybury July 4, 2009

Stonads

Gonads that have gone solid from under-use.

Lifelong Celibate Isaac Newton invented the popular toy the newtons cradle from the sight of his stonads clanging together in the wind.

by Fizzypidgen February 14, 2010