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stank cut

An especially smelly fart, usually resulting from consumption of toxic foods (e.g., White Castle) washed down with massive quantities of alcohol. Most often occurring when no shit is taken the day after such consumption has occurred.
Oh, fuck, I ate a suitcase of sliders on the way home from the bar Saturday night and haven't taken a dump since then. Sorry about that stank cut.
by Lawrence from Kansas March 31, 2010
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stank stove

When someone farts in a moving vehicle and noone will admit it, the driver may lock all the windows and turn the heat on full blast, in effect 'heating' and 'prolonging' the fart, until someone takes the blame and promises not to do it again, or everyone passes out.
May alternatively be done just to prevent future farts, even if the perpetrator is known. Almost like a dutch oven but in a moving vehicle, rather than a bed, and not done playfully, but for the purpose of punishment and/or interrogation.
Sometimes referred to as a "stink tank."
No one dared sneak out a fart in SnackCake's ride 'cause they knew she would stank stove 'em.
by frd1963 October 17, 2006
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stank blocker

Glasgow slang and derogatory term used to describe someone of poor upbringing and/or low social status. (Lies in the gutter and blocks the drains) also stanky.
Jimmy picks his nose and scratches his arse - what a stank blocker.
by David Edgar November 8, 2006
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stankbones

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."
Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
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stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.
"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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Stankdiction

The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other people regardless of their desire to smell it.
I just wiped my ass and now I can't stop smelling my finger. WHY??
Bro, you got a bad stankdiction.
by 007hippo October 1, 2009
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stank frank

1. verb, To engage in fellatio immediately after anal sex. Also known as "ass-to-mouth."

2. noun, A penis recently removed from the anus and on its way toward the mouth
I stank franked my girlfriend and she said she could taste it for a week.

Now that you've ravaged my poop chute I'm hungry for a stank frank.
by 4meals4under4 July 31, 2010
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