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static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there
I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....
by uncomply June 25, 2022
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Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode
Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
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static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing
Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees
by Vroonie April 28, 2023
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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.
Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!
by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010
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Static

Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds
"Static SA'd me"
by JewMolester April 29, 2024
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