Stanging

An act of incompetence perpetrated by a state agency with regards to paperwork or documentation.

If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.

Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging

by kcpgod February 11, 2010

Staring Hard

When someone isn't just staring, but they are staring with an intense passion.
Staring hard can also be mean muggin

Shelby-Bruh, why are you staring hard at her?
Omar-I'm sorry she's just so pretty!

by Shelbymelby96 July 20, 2011

Stanning

Stanning is defending / supporting something or someone you really like no matter how problematic they are to the point of being obsessed, delusional or looking away from serious things that harm people, even if it harms the very thing/person you claim to love.

Why are you stanning them so hard??? We all saw what they did. It's on video!

by KMM17500 July 7, 2020

Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.

Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.

by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011

Staying Golden

The process of being or staying intoxicated (either high, drunk, or both) for a minimum period of 3 days.

Drew - "Hey homie, what are we doing this summer?"

Erik - "Hmmmm...I am not sure."

Drew- "How about staying golden"

Erik - "Yes. That sounds like a blast!"

by The Coach Family June 16, 2009

Standing

The sport in which one or many stand opposing gravity and all its forces in a verticle position, so that thou shall become the best stander.

Standing is about as cool as the mother duck and does not hurt your stomach

Larry: Dude check Andy out man he's been standing for the past 24566 minutes
Jed: Whoa thats intense
Cran: No sarc.

2011 Most Common Sport - Bus Stops and Train Stations.
2011 Most Talentless Sport - (2nd Place)

by Standing on Facebook June 29, 2011

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005