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salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
by pkhehe August 14, 2010
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Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.
by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019
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salt my game

Actually, 'salt my game' was used long before the O.C. publicly by Sir Mix-A-Lot in his song "You Can Have Her"
Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch
Tryin to front like he rich
Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E
320, and you wanna be a hoe like me
Now you done salted my game
Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring
You paid a lotta money just to grab her
I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her
by Fawn Mae May 9, 2005
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Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.
Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!
by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014
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Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"
by RustierNU March 11, 2017
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Salt Dean

During intercause, right upto the point the male is about to orgasm he calls in his friend (preferably called Dean) who is matsurbating in the other room. “Dean” enters the room during vinegar stroke, he then high fives his male companion and together they both ejaculate onto the females face.
Hey Babe....Dean is coming over for a few beers later. It would be rude not to “Salt Dean” you....right?

Yo Dean...this chick over at the bar is game for a good old “Salt Deaning” let’s have it!
by Ricapricho_Class1 July 28, 2018
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