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back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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staggeratthang

This is hardcore warehouse stock room jargon. It roughly translates to putting an item in a certain spot, the spot will more than likey be pointed out physically.
Staggeratthang over there man :::points to location::::
by lg July 24, 2004
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Stagpression

Stagpression is the combination of a Stagnant life with mild or deep depression. It is the emotional equivalent to Stagflation in economics. The Stagnant life part of the emotion can be described as constant boredom, a feeling of uselessness, or hopelessness for the future.
Michael used to have hopes and dreams, but with his current inability to find a job coupled with having nothing fun to ever do, Michael is suffering from the effects of Stagpression, feeling that his life is going nowhere and forces beyond his control are causing it to go that way.
by The King of Zing October 7, 2009
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stagegasam

The amazing feeling produced when one walks on stage, perfectly executes a technical/backstage procedure/scene change, takes a final bow after a performance, or other theatre related excitement.
As soon I got on stage on opening night, I had the best stagegasam of my life!
by DaughterOfCheese March 17, 2011
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stage bomb

When an individual runs up onto a theatrical stage during a production, pulls down his pants, defecates, and runs away.

This was first done in a production of "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark", in 2011.
Oh my stars, that gentleman just threw a stage bomb onto that production! *faints*
by Alsmore August 29, 2016
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Statertot

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.
"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."
by Ironborn October 1, 2019
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Stage Health

The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.
"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"

"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."
by britticus96 October 18, 2020
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