smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.

1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual

by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020

Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!

My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!

by Trencitas January 26, 2011

Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.

Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*

by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023

dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

by nate.dawg October 3, 2008

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

Smurfetted

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.

Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!

by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

Smurf Berry

The color of Jared Leto's hair.

It's not blue, its Smurf Berry.

by Beautiful-Lie0865 May 6, 2011