sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

spaint

When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.

Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."

by taint slayer May 16, 2010

Sprint

Even though every UrbanDictionary user seems to hate Sprint, I think it works well enough. I went out into the middle of nowhere in West Virginia and had 3 bars of cell phone reception. It does suck, though, that it costs 20 cents per text with out the plan.

They also have some pretty fly cellphones, which don't cost too much.

Screw Verizon. I don't need no iPhone! I got myself a Sprint Exclaim!

by dotnosedgirl April 30, 2011

spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017

Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

sprintsturbating

To pleasure one's self while sprinting

The track star stripped in one motion and began sprintsturbating.

by MeGusta67 November 2, 2011

Sprint

Along with Evade, sprint is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged.

Guest- Should i teabag these kids? They're pretty bad
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect

by Brobacca June 9, 2011