spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006

Spoon

Slang Term for Lacrosse Stick

Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse.

Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.

by Clausen8657 June 19, 2011

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

Spoon

Spoon

Use a fucking spoon to eat dumbass.

by sfhbayuwsfyhuw April 8, 2022

spoon

a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out

'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'

by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021

Spoon

A very powerfull waterbending tool, it may damage the user. It comes in various sizes.

Can be commonly found in Ikea stores and drawers.

Son: my shirt is now damp after i was doing the dishes.
Mom: well you should've been more carefull when washing spoons.

by An expirienced person March 21, 2021