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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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spantastic

A word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of Spandex on ones crotch. Can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good.
"That drink was spantastic!"
"That outfit looks spantastic!"
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shontae

Shontae is commonly known as the Maori queen. She likes to talk alot and is hard to keep quiet. She thinks she owns the local town
Stop talking your being a shontae, do you own the town your a shontae.
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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Shonta

A fine, sexy, super hott chic, that is always horny and her pussy stays super wet. She has multiple orgasms and can fuck like not other woman can. She can take it to the back of the throat like a champion and loves anal sex. She is fun to be around, has mad flavor and style, drinks like a man, fucks like a whore, but acts like a lady. Will sleep around if she's dealing with a dead beat, broke dick, or jail bird but is loyal to a real man that knows how to keep her in check and feed her mind with knowledge and spiritual intellect. Without this type of man to give her guidance, Shonta can be wild and out of control.
Fool: Man, this girl fucked me like I've never been fucked before and as a result I gave her all my money!

Fool's Friend: Oh shit! Sounds like you met Shonta. Dude you're fucked. You'll be sprung, broke, in love, and you'll love it. Just ask my friend Anthony.
by The Wolf and LiL Red February 19, 2010
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sconta

A slang term for ice, also known as crystal meth. The word means pure ice, which typically is good shit.
"Say man, I got that sconta for sale... wanna buy some?"
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Spontaneous Affection!

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.
Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006
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