Spling

To laugh out loud.

Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular

L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'

Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"

SPLING!

by Captain Rathbone November 6, 2010

Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

spongebob squarenuts

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

by The Debasser May 2, 2005

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.

Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!

by thewordmakerupper December 6, 2009

fun sponge

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.

"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."

by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003