Spoiler faux pas

A statement which is claimed to spoil a film or television show episode, but in reality states something that never even occurs in the film or episode, thus making it not actually the spoiler of anything. Also called a "fake spoiler," "faux spoiler," or a "false spoiler."

Kevin: I'm serious this time, Oscar, don't you dare spoil "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!

Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**

by A Person Named February 15, 2014

Spoogler

Spouse of a Googler.

- How do you know her?
- Our husbands are co-workers, she's a Spoogler.

by SheilaCelia April 7, 2017

Spoiled

To be in a usable situation.

Can't you see?I'm a spoiled boy.I'm still not ready to use a lawn motor.

by Toa Pohatu April 12, 2017

spoiled shit

same as 'spoiled turds'

defecation that has been sitting out & waiting for time to pass & growing in age with a turd smell

It smells like spoiled shit in here.

Oh, its because i forgot to brush my teeth.

by dookie twirl February 20, 2018

Spoiler Owl

A human sized owl that flys around spoiling good movies

“Dam I hate that spoiler owl he spoiled starwars for me what a douchebag”

by Kool Kunt June 5, 2018

spollen tea

Large amounts of gossip being told at one time. It is different than "spill the tea" as spill is a light drip whereas spollen is a large amount of tea (gossip) being told.

Rhea had some spollen tea to share with Isabella

by swiggityswagger November 20, 2018

Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

by Gronksucker February 7, 2019