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by Darwin February 4, 2005

Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Spork

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.

by clydidia. February 23, 2008

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010

Spork

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.

by clydidia. February 23, 2008

spork

a spoon and fork hybrid

its a mix of a spoon and a fork stupid, do you really need an example?

by Chris Waters November 5, 2002

splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004