Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 4, 2009

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 March 2, 2011

Sploogecopter

To ejaculate while your penis is twirling in a circular motion.

I just did the Sploogecopter move on my girlfriend last night and got cum all over my room.

by Scoobydxx January 14, 2016

splooge

literally a dude's jizz.

I splooged inside your mother last night.

by firtreebutt July 25, 2016