Spleenthief

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

Slex

Sex on a sled

Me and Don just had slex

by lil sig February 6, 2021

Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

spleen ass

1) of very poor quality 2) an expression of condolence.
see pimp ass

"That's a spleen ass coat you've bought there. It looks like it's made from a three-legged camel."

"Some bastard made your prize three-legged camel into a coat?? Spleen ass!!"

by mc November 30, 2003