An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.
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The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings
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Characteristics of Spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, glasses like the sister of Doug Funny from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug (eyes may be covered), pointy Pharaoh-like goatee, Dr. Grant hat from Jurassic Park, perhaps a cane like Dr. Hammond's amber/mosquito studded cane from Jurassic Park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired
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A combination of the words 'Spunky' and 'Tissues'.
A combination of the words 'Spunky' and 'Tissues'.
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