shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.

Nina.... that be damn shifty

by Danm it! Damn it's damnability August 23, 2009

Spify

Stands for "So proud I fucked you"

Damm! My exs selfie was soooo sexy I commented " #spify " so she knows it's real.

by Banesss April 12, 2015

swifty

A single beer that is drank in between activities. Can develop into a session if the mood is right, and the drinkers have suitable kung fu money.

"Want to go down the Fishermans for a swifty?"
"Yeah yeah, you know"

by Sharp-y August 27, 2005

Swifty

Catching a blowie after a T-Swift concert from a middle aged abnormally obsessed Taylor Swift fan.

I got a “swifty” from that recently divorced mom after the Taylor Swift concert last night.

by Dwilliams212 May 29, 2023

Spiffy

fucking dope

* "check out my new jacket"

* "Spiffy"

by ttttttttttt April 26, 2009

get swifty

Shit on the floor

You need to get swifty

by Cool boi is a pretty cool dud February 18, 2018

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009