testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

aca seltik

Lead vocal in Serbian bend that plays Irish rock music called Orthodox Celts

Aca seltik is short man with long brown hair and beautiful voice that sings irish songs

by Ceka December 13, 2008

Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

speltard

Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.

I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

spectabulicious

a combination between spectacular, fabulous, and bootilicious. used to describe something as being amazing or wonderful.

Laura: Oh em gee, tonight is going to be spectabulicious yo!!!

Braeden: And How!! =)

by Lola E Bola August 7, 2006

spectabundal

adj., eager to see

By the inchanted transportation of the eyes and eares of its spectabundal auditorie.

by brancron May 20, 2011

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014