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johan santana

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
by Twins Win September 10, 2006
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Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.
Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!
by ~2` June 20, 2011
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santa paula

Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."
Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?
by Young black nigha March 12, 2017
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Santana

The second worst Pillar Man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2. Known in some translations as Santviento. For those wondering, the list of the Pillar Men from best to worst is as follows:

1. Wamuu
2. Esidisi
3. Santana
4. Kars
Joseph: Your next line is, "Learned your lesson, primitive?"
Santana: Learned your lesson, primitive?
Santana: ...!
by NamesAO August 14, 2018
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Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."
"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"
by Sex Engineers October 3, 2017
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Santana

The most perfect girlfriend you could ever find. Great smile. 10/10. Never let her go because you're definitely going to regret it later in life.
1st girl: Damn is that a Santana with my ex?
2nd girl: Shit, you just lost the ex game.
1st girl: *Starts crying*
by Bluebro11 July 28, 2016
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Santa Dog Rosa

Another name for city of Santa Rosa in Sonoma County, California which was underground renamed after Residents song "Santa Dog" as well as to celebrate the creation of Charles "Sparky" Schultz - the one and only SNOOPY!
Jimmy Ray crossed the Golden Gate bridge and headed north on Highway 101 thinking about Santa Dog Rosa as well as all the years he'd been making that magical drive to the coast along River Road.
by jim christ May 31, 2009
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