Singlesexual

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.

Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what

by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021

Spanglish

A hodgepodge of sounds made by people who haven't learned the basics of either Spanish or English.

Can I per favore borrow your PT Cruiser???
My El Crapio Camino is still on cinder blocks in my driveway. Spanglish is useful.

by jokester45 April 7, 2009

spangles

a packet of 70's sweets

by frenchie April 24, 2003

spangle

to be inebriated on class a drugs.

I: "what are you up to tonight?"

R: "going out on the spangle"

I: "how are you feeling on this fine evening?"

R: "oh i've taken so many beans i feel really spangled"

by Rizla June 11, 2008

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Spanglette

A one-piece thong swimsuit for men which has a defining characteristic of going from the crotch area over both shoulders and back down to a "v" through both buttocks. Made popular by Borat. Popular colors: hot pink; lime green.

No way! Did you see that hairy Euro dude wearing a spanglette? I just threw up in my mouth.

by Walker L. October 16, 2007

spangleporn

spangle-porn
adjective
of, pertaining to, the language passed during sex between one of Anglo decent and one of Hispanic decent. Characterized by heavy, lewd sexual overtones, mixing English and Spanish languages.

"It took a little getting used to"
"What?"
"The way his Spanish sounded in the sack"
"Haha, no kidding?"
"It sounded so wrong...soo spangleporn"

Por ejemplo:
¿te gusta?
-SI SI SI
espera, ¿así?
-nooooo
¡como así!
-ayyyy mamacita! JESUS! MARIA! JOSEPH!

by Vomgurl December 25, 2007