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Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network
"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."
by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010
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spaghettification

The act of a life form's cells being disassembled by the incredibly strong gravitational force of a black hole. During said process, the life form is brutally ripped apart into a line of cells approaching the center of the black hole, not unlike the process of turning raw pasta into spaghetti.
"One day humanity will send a creature into a black hole, where it will certainly be doomed to spaghettification."
by Shay Kirbuti August 6, 2016
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Spaghetti Exceptionalism

Concept, similar to American Exceptionalism, frequently heard in Italy, that Italian food is, beyond comparison, the very best in the world, and that the cuisine of every other country sucks to the point that it cannot be eaten without vomiting.

This phenomenon can seem further exaggerated by the religious belief of many Italians that their mother or grandmother makes absolutely the _best_ Melanzane alla Parmigiana in the world, and nobody elses can compare.

If you experience this phenomenon, just agree. To argue can put yourself in extreme danger.
"Man I made a mistake tonight: didn't really want to suggest to Gianni and Francesca that we eat Tapas, did I?"

"Oops. To Gianni that's almost as bad as suggesting there's a restaurant that can make Tiramisu as well as his Mamma! So you experienced your first Spaghetti Exceptionalism, did you?"

"Exactly! And then Helen made the mistake of suggesting that pasta every day is boring, and she fancied a Thai - didn't wanna do that!"

"Nooooooo! Thai food to an Italian? That's like suggesting that you put the first course on the same plate as the meat... Outrageous!"

"Did you ever go to Barcelona, Pinuccia?"

"Oh yes, Penelope. You have a wonderful city! I love Barca so much but I couldn't eat the food. It was disgusting! My mother had to send me food parcels every week, and by the time I came home, I was fifteen pounds thinner! I am never going there again."

"Oh no, Pinuccia! You didn't like our food?"

"It's foul, Penelope! It's sooo bad. How did you ever survive? But Italian food is the best in the world you know. And my Mamma makes the best Spaghetti con Vongole in all of Genova. Would you like to come at the weekend and try some? You will be very grateful for everything she can teach you!"
by Lost in Spaghettiland October 19, 2012
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spaghetti mascot

A term used to describe a particularly skinny individual with no muscles. Made famous by the Glaves clan
by jg420 November 14, 2013
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spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.
by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014
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Spaghetti Men

Old mafia slang term meaning hit men or assassins. Spaghetti referring to the gruesome resemblance of the victims intenstines after they are murdered.
Tony owes us a lot of money. Time to bring in the spaghetti men
by Cocoflava February 1, 2019
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spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!
He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.
by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021
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